people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am
And then we never spoke again.
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I Have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
lets fuck in an art gallery
i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall
you are a masterpiece
Kids with the 64 pack of crayons ran elementary school